A Long Strange Road

Well, not as strange as, say, the Greatful Dead have been on. Actually not strange at all . I just like that title. So there. pfffft

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So, the movers, Bubba and Jefe (I am not making that up – I couldn’t) came on Wednesday and packed the stuff of mine that I wanted to take to Huntsville. I made one last dinner for my kid (taco soup, SO DAMN GOOD) then proceeded to get shitty drunk and order DUMB STUFF from iTunes. YAY!

So, consequently, my 5am start to Huntsville was more like 8:30, but whatevs. Don’t judge me. LOL

I figured as soon as we got on the road Satan would calm down and relax. Oh no. For 350 miles of my 400 mile trip, she paced, and whined, and panted. And paced some more. Literally about 50 miles away, after I crossed into Alabama, she finally wore out and fell asleep on the seat next to me. I thought about waking her up to be mean….but that’s just not right. She slept for about 20 minutes like that, then was back up to pacing, panting and whining.

Got checked into the hotel, called my friend Renee and told her where I was and she came and fetched me for dinner. Mexican food. I don’t think the waitress was even done greeting us before we both demanded ordered a margarita on the rocks, no salt.  We chatted and caught up, then she ran me by a Publix for a few things for the hotel (omgomgomgomg they sell Yuengling beer here – I officially LOVE Alabama now) then dropped me back at the hotel.

Where I found Satan greeting me at the door.  Which was odd because when I left she was in her crate.  She managed to unhinge the door and get free.  Today?  In the bathroom with the door shut.  Dumbass.

I cracked open a beer and sat down and nearly cried from the exhaustion.  I got about half that beer down and that was it.  I flat passed out cold.  So tired.  Of course Satan barked at every noise she heard all night.  I wanted to KILL HER.

After work today (which has been low key because its my first day and all yo) I am headed over to go look at a town house for rent, then picking up dinner and heading back to the hotel.  Plan to just chill with the dog and my beers and my internet.  Because I miss this SO MUCH:

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